Comments on: Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood

By: Mr random

Mr random — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:07:50 +0000

Chuck norris would get clint in a fist fight (although clint has been in a very large brawl in a bar which involved angry men with pool ques) but clints superior planning, knowledge and skill would better him when using weapons, tho clint wouldnt let him get close, he would just shoot him from a mile away with that S&W of his.

By: Kram

Kram — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 23:00:49 +0000

Clint eastwood gave chuck norris permission to be awsome… nuff said

By: Hannah Tucker

Hannah Tucker — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 15:59:31 +0000

CLINT EASTWOOD IS THE MAN! he gives that stare and BAM! bye bye chucky!

By: Sdudeobacon

Sdudeobacon — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 02:13:35 +0000

Let’s see this from a serious POV, shall we?
Clearly, Chuck Norris depends on his fans to gain recognition, only because they make themselves laugh from hysterical (yet false) facts.
But does Clint Eastwood need THAT to be famous? Or does he just need REAL facts?
You can invent a joke about Chuck recieving an Oscar. Clint DID.
You can invent a joke about Chuck reaching an age a decade ahead of his actual one. Clint HAS (he’s 80, Chucky’s 70)
You can even invent a joke about Chuck having an influence on things like Google as if they were really going to appear ( Or are you saying the “I’m feeling lucky” bar has zero to do with Clint?).
Chuck Norris may be cool to his millions of admirers, but their so-called “facts” will only be true to themselves. After all, you can’t spell “fantasy” without “fans”.
Admirers of Clint Eastwood, however few they may be, have logic on their side.
They dont think a round house kick will send buzz light year to infinity and beyond
They know a Magnum .44 can blow your Brains clean off.
One has fans which have a sense of humor.
The other has Critics which make sense.
Chuck Norris has jokes from his fans.
Clint Eastwood has QUOTES from himself.
Chuck Norris entertains.
Clint Eastwood enthralls.

But on the non serious side, Chuck Norris FTW!!!

By: Nelson

Nelson — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 09:46:10 +0000

Chuck Norris jokes crack me up big time, usually brought to tears. I wonder if there are any jokes about his teeth. I would expect so as his teeth are in good condition, especially for an action hero. .-= Nelson´s last blog ..What Is A Dental Hygienist =-.