Imagine this showdown: Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood. Who would win? They are both seemingly undefeatable. Although Clint Eastwood’s character gets killed in some of his movies, Chuck Norris seems to have that bullet proof vest and immortality mantra that lets him beat anyone – except Bruce Lee of course. However it was Bruce Lee’s movie after all.
Who do you think would win, if Clint or Chuck were not allowed to influence the script?
Chuck Norris Turns 70
Chuck Norris turns 70th today and the web is awash with Chuck Norris jokes. Some are funny, others are hilarious. In Chuck’s own words: “Most of them aren’t true“. Having said that, Chuck’s legend lives on today as the mortal legend of immortal movie legends that cannot be defeated! One classic line I saw today on Twitter summed it all up:
“Chuck Norris didn’t turn 70 today . Today 70 turned Chuck Norris!”
Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood
So how would the outcome be with Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood? Clint’s attitude and mean Magnum versus Chuck’s immortal fists and roundhouse kicks? Give your opinion below in the comments.
I have added in some images so you can see the sheer awesomeness of Chuck Norris’ prowess. Don’t discount Clint Eastwood though. After all, Clint is the man! He wouldn’t need more than A Fistful Of Dollars to sort out Chuck in my opinion.
Chuck Norris Quotes
Here are just some of the hundreds of Chuck Norris Quotes floating around on the internet today:
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When God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “Say Please!” - Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
- The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
The list is endless. Do a search on Twitter for Chuck Norris. It is quite a laugh!
Chuck Norris’ Legacy
Look at the legacy Chuck Norris is leaving online at the moment. Twitter is awash with it. By the way: Happy Birthday, Chuck!
Post your response below. Also, add in your favourite Chuck Norris joke.
So who is going to win? Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood? In Clint’s own words:
Well? What’s it gonna be Punk? Are you feeling lucky?”
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It’s my birthday today as well, so happy birthday to Chuck. He has a few years on me so is much wiser, I’m sure.
I think Chuck would be wise enough to not take on Clint in battle – as the gun always wins over the fist….unfortunately! I think Clint proved this on one of his movies? Not sure which one…
Happy Birthday Jill, hope you have a lovely day.
Hi Jill,
Happy Birthday! I hope you are having a fantastic day. You are really lucky to be sharing your birthday with Chuck!
Okay, Sean. My money is on Chuck. He is so tough he’d knock Clint down and take his fistful of dollars.:)
My fave Chuck joke is one I read in Scotty Smith’s answer: “When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ”
Jazz
I think you are probably right, but it might depend on what Chuck found in the closet as to how alert he might be if Clint were to look for him there.
Dobbs
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Jill
Happy Birthday.
I feel that celebrating your birthday has interfered with your logic. Guns don’t always win particularly when the one holding them talks as slowly as Clint.
Dobbs
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Happy Birthday to you Jill, May the day be spent having lots of fun with loved ones, and heaps of Presents. Wow the same day as Chuck, that’s so cool. I am with you…not sure which one would win hands down!!
Lisa
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Do you feel lucky punk for sharing your birthday with Chucky?
I hope you had a great day! And I think you are quite wise… you are a part of this community!!!!!
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happy birthday Jill, I hope you had a lovely day … either with Clint or Chuck
))
Happy Birthday Chuck!
One of my favourites: “Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.”
Colin
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
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We prefer Kleenex in our house, but each to their own!
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I’m going to have to go with Chuck on this one after reading what you wrote Sean, got me cracking up. It goes to show though the image he has built for himself by living up to that image.
By the way Chuck Norris said to all readers to check out my blog! (Disclaimer: Chuck Norris did not really say that but in case he did are you brave enough to take the risk!!)
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Love birthdays, so cheers Chuck!!!
The show down between Clint and Chuck………Bullets are faster than hands….so my money is on Clint. Cachooow….caatchink!
I can’t believe Chuck is 70! So who would win – definately the Chuckmeister, sorry Clint…Until Clint Eastwood has a facebook application for his quotes I would have to say that Chuck is definately the fav for this competition.
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Thank you so much Marney! How nice is that?!
Much appreciated
Happy Birthday Chuck and Jill
People find Chuck Norris, Chuck and Clint are one of a kind.
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Chuck would make mince meat out of Clint Eastwood any day, merely by staring at him.
“Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.”
“When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ”
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Haha funny as Scott, love the bogeyman one, I could just imagine it…. haha
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Hey I have seen the actual rock on that photo that Chuck Norris “supposedly” broke, and that is called Split Apple Rock (it’s at the Abel Tasman National Park in NZ)! hehehe! Anyway, I didn’t see Chuck Norris there but I can feel his hand slicing that rock.. I would have to say, all are legends, though Chuck Norris has definitely re-invented himself through all these funny quotes circling on the net..
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Thanks Sandra,
So much for the birthday greeting. I love it!
Clint is so tough he has bullets for breakfast!
I had no idea Chuck was still kicking… Clint can run rings around ol’ Chuck!
Clint and that tone… he could be asking me if I would prefer Chocolate or Strawberry topping on my icecream and I would be shivering in my boots hoping to give the write answer!
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ha ha Samantha, could we be friends, we seem to be on the same page lol
If guns are banned then Chuck would win hands down, if guns and fists were banned then Chuck would still win cause he would out wit Clint
on the internet Clint Eastwood = 7,250,000
Chuck Norris = 9,740,000
so the winner is obvious dont you think
Evidence speaks for it self there Rita
Happy Birthday To A Legend, we’ve all watched your films and have engaged ourselves with your persona, “Well Done Chuck” but we also remember the real person behind the character.
Keep in good spirits and anticipate what new films you will engage into over the coming years because, inevitably, there is only one Chuck Norris that we know of.
Now go and light those 70 candles and enjoy the best of your career in this special day.
Happy Birthday Chuck.
Some people never get old I guess, just better with age
I am not sure who would win the battle, Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood, but I sure as hell would like to watch
“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.”
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Ahem… I’ve got another one:
“I can pee my name into the snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete!”
Ha Ha – Gold!
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Sir Sean?
I am not living in Autralia, if I commented a lot ,,could I Take the reward if possible?
Jeremy
Hi Jeremy
Sure. Anyone can enter from the entire world. All I ask is that you follow these rules >>
Gee-zes! What’s in his urine??? Sorry, is that a gross thing to ask? And did Ralph Wiggum say the first part of that quote?
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I think what we all need to remember is violence gets you nowhere we need to win with our heads and hearts not with violence
I am a big fan of the movies that Clint has directed – but for shear internet laughs, I have to go with Chuck. One of my favourite jokes is ‘When Chuck jumps into a pool, he doesn’t get wet – the water gets Chuck Norris.’ Makes me laugh every time.
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Have to agree with Phil – and for the life of me I cannot possibly imagine a scenario where either one would be on the ‘bad guy’ side.. If I had to, tho?? My money would be on Clint – given equality on all other levels, experience, humility and self-awareness counts.
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Am I the only one who knows nothing about Chuck and Clint??? Damn…
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It would be Norris hands down, I heard that kevlar is made using Norris’s skin
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“Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know – Except for the definition of mercy.”
For this reason alone, Clint will have rough sledding defeating Chuck.
Standing in the right corner is chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood and in the left is Sean Rasmussen, and the winner is Sean Rasmussen he is giving away $1000.00.
I would that it’s a 50/50 split.
Why?
Because Clint Eastwood would pull out a gun and shoot, Chuck Norris would stare down the bullets
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Sean
Chuck Norris reminds me of my dad. I wish dad were still alive so they could meet face (or some part of the anatomy) to face.
My dad would be 100 in October, so he will be ready to meet Chuck when Chuck joins him.
Dobbs
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Happy Birthday Chuck.
All the jokes rock, although this Bakery owner in the story below takes the cake for initiative when it comes to Chuck. It’s a classic and shows just how good Chuck really is.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/chuck-norris-saves-a-bakery/story-e6frep26-1225710369766
Ha ha, that’s gold, I can just see that happening. In fact, our pub has been broken into several times, maybe we should try the same idea!
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I missed you Jazz and Dobbs, Thank you so much for the birthday wishes. Nearly over now for another year but so nice of you for the best wishes
I’m with Samantha. Ha! so funny Sam,
Clint’s tone alone is enough to make you shiver in your boots, let alone anything else about him that makes him the tougher opponent!
Pisces men are not all that tough!
Jill
You are right about Pisces. That is why dad and mother made sure I would be a Saggitarian.
However, I still would rather get to know Chuck from a fair distance.
Dobbs
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Jill
Please forgive me for not being able to type the right spelling of my own sign – SAGITTARIUS
Dobbs
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Mmm….that is a hard question. Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood….Both have that charm about them, and both have that special touch. Love the toilet paper saying…need that on our toilet wall for the boys!!! Maybe I will have to say that both wins hand down because choosing one over the other doesn’t seem right somehow. Happy 70th Chuck Norris, hope its a day full of fun, love and laughter without drinking too much – chucking the next day is so not fun
(hope that joke doesn’t get anyones knickers in a twist!!).
Have to say both are drop dead gorgeous.
Lisa
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Happy birthday Chuck , he’s ten years younger than Eastwood teaches marshal arts and can’t act for sh..t but kills everyone he meets, on the other hand Eastwood can act and direct but only in his later films but can’t fight and shoots blanks, as for who would win Angelina Joley , noticed lately in every violent film one petite woman always leads dozens of men with six packs makes the most kills and comes out with makeup in tact, what the hells going on ?
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Happy Birthday to Chuck and all those who have the Same Exact Birthday! Chuck Norris rocks! But so does Sean!
Sean
When you are next talking with Chuck would you find out from him where I am going to die?
It will make life a lot easier if I know exactly where to avoid for as long as I can.
Thanks
As ever
Dobbs
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I have to confess I have never seeen a Chuck Norris movie. I have always thought Clint has far more charisma on screen than Chuck.
Sorry Chuck… nothing personal!
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I’m with you on that one
Phew… I almost felt alone on that one – how insecure am I?????
So thanks Nancy – I just hope that other people will join us on that on the “Clint Eastwood” has far better charisma than Chucky.
While I am on the topic… I believe that Chuck Norris has his beard spray-painted on.
Ha! Take that one Chucky… yeah, I don’t think your beard is real. What are ya’ gunna do about it?!?!
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The US Open is at Pebble Beach this year. That’s Clint Eastwood territory. If the two met there, it would be bogies for Chuck, logies for Clint.
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well, well Mr Anderson. hm it’s another story. I think, I think that Chuck might might win the fight on physical level but Clint is my winner anyway
BTW Happy birthday Chuck.
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Hi Sean… Will you get upset if I say I haven’t seen any of these guys’ movies??? Can you write a blog article when it’s Matt Damon’s birthday (8 October)?
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How can I make fun of Matt Damon? The guy is an action star… hm, so are Chuck & Clint!
You can’t, he’s hot! Write a blog post about how HOT Matt Damon is!!!
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They’re both born in the month of march.
We can’t say whose gonna win the battle,since they are both elders.
Happy birthday Chuck! (a bit belated I know)
Don’t give Chuck a periodic table for his birthday, as he only recognises the element of surprise.
This is my favourite clip of the man himself doing a top ten list of his quotes…
http://www.guzer.com/videos/chuck_norris_facts.php
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I think that Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood is never going to happen? Why?
They are both quintessential good guys who specialize in taking out the trash. As neither of these guys is trash, they ain’t even going to be trying to take each other out.
A Chuck-Clint team, however, that’s another story… Dirty Harry and the Texas Ranger save the world from disaster… any takers Hollywood? You heard it first here…
well if you aks me, Clint would win every time relly becasue he just has the edge on being ”cool’ Did you see him in ‘Grand Tarino’- he may have used guns but it was his sheer calmness and prowess that shone through.
I wanted to share one of my favourite Clint Eastwood quote, “Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.”
Here’s a Chuck Norris quote I read somewhere, “I prefer comfortable underwear… at my age, if it doesn’t come up to the waist it’s not comfortable. Now, it’s time for my Nanna nap.”
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We can say who will be the winner, if we will let them fight in act.LOL!!
They are both legends in action movie making!!! cheers!!
I think Chuck Norris would probably win,, he got more fans. this is the battle between the ones who idolized them.
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I am definately a Clint Eastwood fan for sure.
Though my favourite Chuck norris quote is:
#Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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They are both good in fighting skills, but they are no longer in the right age to fight,
Chuck is an American martial artist, actor and media personality.
While I am definitely more of a Clint fan, I don’t think he has the hand to had skills that Chuck does. So here are my predictions under various scenarios:
- If Clint has a gun he wins;
- If Clint has no gun then Chuck wins;
- If they are only allowed to verbally assault each other, then Clint wins (the hard-ass that he is);
- If they are in a race to rescue a stranded cat, then Chuck wins.
would only win in one of
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I have just gone on to the site map to look for a post and came by this one and of course had to have a look (out of curiosity of course).
Of course a man with a gun is almost certain to defeat a man without one (maybe unless you are Mel Gibson perhaps.
Chuck’s martial art success would kick Clint’s backside big time as would be no match for his army training.
I have never really liked Chuck. Always preferred Bruce Lee the master
Go on punk…make my day.
Classic
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Oh, Chuck and Clint are Best friends?
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What about Charlie’s Angels? Can we talk about them? And Wonder Woman? Or hey – fellas – Ms Angelina Jolie??? Bit of action girl power is lacking here!!!
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Chuck is a Former United States Air Force so I think he is really undefeatable
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advantage to Chuck, he has more fighting skills,
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Depends on how they would have to fight. Maybe it needs to be a discipline where they both have no experience, just to make it a bit more balanced
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G’day Sean,
I think the 2 of them should join forces and instead of fighting, teach hugging to the world. That may help promote peace and goodwill to all people. My adult stepsons, members of the quartet and friends and I ALWAYS hug for each greeting and farewell. I am blessed !
HUGGING IS COOL
Cheers
‘Harry
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Like that guy who went around the city offering ‘free hugs’ lol!
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why does everyone suggest these 2 peepz r undefeatable i swear to god 1 day some guy is just gonna shoot chuck norris/clint eastwood to proove u all wrong lol
Some men wear superman pajamas… Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas! as for choosing who would win between Chuck & Clint??? I would have to call it a draw : )
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Chuck Norris jokes crack me up big time, usually brought to tears. I wonder if there are any jokes about his teeth. I would expect so as his teeth are in good condition, especially for an action hero.
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Let’s see this from a serious POV, shall we?
Clearly, Chuck Norris depends on his fans to gain recognition, only because they make themselves laugh from hysterical (yet false) facts.
But does Clint Eastwood need THAT to be famous? Or does he just need REAL facts?
You can invent a joke about Chuck recieving an Oscar. Clint DID.
You can invent a joke about Chuck reaching an age a decade ahead of his actual one. Clint HAS (he’s 80, Chucky’s 70)
You can even invent a joke about Chuck having an influence on things like Google as if they were really going to appear ( Or are you saying the “I’m feeling lucky” bar has zero to do with Clint?).
Chuck Norris may be cool to his millions of admirers, but their so-called “facts” will only be true to themselves. After all, you can’t spell “fantasy” without “fans”.
Admirers of Clint Eastwood, however few they may be, have logic on their side.
They dont think a round house kick will send buzz light year to infinity and beyond
They know a Magnum .44 can blow your Brains clean off.
One has fans which have a sense of humor.
The other has Critics which make sense.
Chuck Norris has jokes from his fans.
Clint Eastwood has QUOTES from himself.
Chuck Norris entertains.
Clint Eastwood enthralls.
But on the non serious side, Chuck Norris FTW!!!
CLINT EASTWOOD IS THE MAN! he gives that stare and BAM! bye bye chucky!
Clint eastwood gave chuck norris permission to be awsome… nuff said
Chuck norris would get clint in a fist fight (although clint has been in a very large brawl in a bar which involved angry men with pool ques) but clints superior planning, knowledge and skill would better him when using weapons, tho clint wouldnt let him get close, he would just shoot him from a mile away with that S&W of his.