Or should I say something broke?
What Would Lassie Do?
2 hours into the launch, something went wrong. What was it? I don’t know! If I knew then I would have fixed it, right? So my first thought was this:
“What would Lassie Do?”
You know, the famous movie star Dog from the ancient days of black and white TV. Well, Lassie couldn’t do anything anymore (obviously) because Lassie has been fertilizing Daffodils for quite a while. So what would a marketer do? I know exactly what an Internet Marketer would do… This is what he/she would say:
We Had So Many People Try To Join, Our Servers Overloaded!
That’s what they all say when they bugger up. You were so keen to join, that you – and the other 10,000 people melted the servers! Man, they are good! Well, I buggered something up and it broke. I think that is pretty cool that I got it fixed in the end though (after 6 hours, or so).
In the end, the fault was so funny, I might share it with you one day soon – in the Bronze Membership area 😉
So here is my internet marketing ploy to save face and pretend you all melted my servers and crushed each other in the doorway to get to my program first (throwing women and children to the side), like a savage crowd trying to get their hands on the last 2 remaining tickets to a Kenny G concert… OK. That’s a little bit silly. But I think you get the point.
Doors Are Now Open All Day Thursday. For Free!
To make up for the delays (and all the distressed emails that are in my inbox), I am removing the limit of 200 Free Lifetime Bronze Memberships. I will make it UNLIMITED for the full day, Thursday 21 April 2011.
So tell your friends, family, uncles, aunties, acquaintances, boy friends, girl friends, the bloke in the deli and the lady that wears that funny beige hat. Tell them all! Share the news and let the fun begin. The gates are OPEN all day Thursday.
Just tell them that my servers melted due to the rush and madness with everyone trying to join up at once.
Or… tell them I buggered it up because I’m just a normal guy that gets thing wrong too, occasionally. Maybe that’s why people understand me when I explain online strategies in layman’s term – because I’m just like you!
Oh, yeah… a normal guy that replaced his income and made $60,000 per week for 15 months straight – based on common sense.
They might make an Internet Marketer out of me yet 😉
The Silver Lined Cloud
So the launch was held up. Because of the delays, now unlimited people have the opportunity to get into the Bronze Memberships. That certainly is a cloud with a silver lining – even if it had a melted down server. And as far as the fault that held up the launch; I can comfortably say that it was totally out of (my) control. LOL
Collect Now While It’s There
You know where to go (and to send your friends) to collect your goodies: Common Sense Formula
See you in the Bronze Member’s area – and remember to hurry before the clock turns to Friday!
Aussie Internet Marketer © 2004 – 2011
P.S. It’s 1:45am. Please excuse any typos 😉