Imagine this showdown: Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood. Who would win? They are both seemingly undefeatable. Although Clint Eastwood’s character gets killed in some of his movies, Chuck Norris seems to have that bullet proof vest and immortality mantra that lets him beat anyone – except Bruce Lee of course. However it was Bruce Lee’s movie after all.
Who do you think would win, if Clint or Chuck were not allowed to influence the script?
Chuck Norris Turns 70
Chuck Norris turns 70th today and the web is awash with Chuck Norris jokes. Some are funny, others are hilarious. In Chuck’s own words: “Most of them aren’t true“. Having said that, Chuck’s legend lives on today as the mortal legend of immortal movie legends that cannot be defeated! One classic line I saw today on Twitter summed it all up:
“Chuck Norris didn’t turn 70 today . Today 70 turned Chuck Norris!”
Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood
So how would the outcome be with Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood? Clint’s attitude and mean Magnum versus Chuck’s immortal fists and roundhouse kicks? Give your opinion below in the comments.
I have added in some images so you can see the sheer awesomeness of Chuck Norris’ prowess. Don’t discount Clint Eastwood though. After all, Clint is the man! He wouldn’t need more than A Fistful Of Dollars to sort out Chuck in my opinion.
Chuck Norris Quotes
Here are just some of the hundreds of Chuck Norris Quotes floating around on the internet today:
- When God said “Let there be light” Chuck Norris said “Say Please!”
- Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
- The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
- In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
The list is endless. Do a search on Twitter for Chuck Norris. It is quite a laugh!
Chuck Norris’ Legacy
Look at the legacy Chuck Norris is leaving online at the moment. Twitter is awash with it. By the way: Happy Birthday, Chuck!
Post your response below. Also, add in your favourite Chuck Norris joke.
So who is going to win? Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood? In Clint’s own words:
Well? What’s it gonna be Punk? Are you feeling lucky?”
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